remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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