i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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