Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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