I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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