Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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