How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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