I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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