You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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