Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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