I just made out with a guy for $7.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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