So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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