There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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