And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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