I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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