what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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