i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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