I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
