talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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