I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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