I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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