It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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