he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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