Yo dont text me then not text me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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