we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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