You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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