So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We had sex on a dog bed..
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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