Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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