He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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