I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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