They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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