If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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