I can't watch pbs sober anymore
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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