found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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We are all done wearing pants today
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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