When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
