Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
why didn't you poke me back
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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