I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
