He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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