We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Panties = found
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