I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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