So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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