i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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