i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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