What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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