I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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