Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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