Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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