Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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