she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
why do cheetos always look like penises
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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