smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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