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im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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