Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I'm really busy with my period
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