i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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