so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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