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Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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