I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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