This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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